A
few miles (the Brits still use miles, thank god and queen) outside
of Cambridge is the Duxford Air Museum. I gave it an afternoon,
and OH what an adventure. I hired out the little plane shown to
the right, a vintage 1930's Tiger Moth military trainer. The pilot
was supposed to take me up for some gut-wrenching, vomit-inducing
acrobatics. The first few loops were quite a bit of fun so I told
him to really go for it. Big mistake.
We launched into a 2300ft vertical climb into what the pilot
called a "vertical stall to the right". Now, for you
non-pilots, a stall refers to a stall of lift produced by the
angle of attack of the plane generating not enough pressure differential
causing lift. A stall does not refer to the engine cutting off
and failing to restart. We climbed majestically into the air to
3000ft. Just as the plane rolled over onto its back and started
tumbing, the engine completely died. We tumbled 1500 feet straight
at the ground. The wind was so fierce it knocked my helmet off.
The expert pilot recovered at least modest control of the plane
about 500 feet from the ground and coasted us to a crash landing
in a dirt field about 30k from the airport... No broken bones
or serious injuries. And no, they didn't even offer to give me
my money back. I was so shaken up, I forgot to ask.